Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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