Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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