We named our party play list daddy issues
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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