I want to walk on stilts...naked
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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