Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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