i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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