I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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