I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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