the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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