we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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