guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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