Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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