You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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