i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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