Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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