On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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