fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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