**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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