Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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