So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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