So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
When did angry sex become our thing?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
