Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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