A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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