It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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