Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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