remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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