i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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