So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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