it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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