note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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