what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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