The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
one might say we're banned from that church
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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