I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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