i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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