He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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