She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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