i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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