Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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