Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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