Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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