I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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