Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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