just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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