So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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