i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
