scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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