Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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