She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
