And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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