I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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