You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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